1.20.09

Do you ever notice how sometimes you spend so long thinking about an upcoming milestone, important event, or other date as being in the future that when it finally arrives it kinda takes you by surprise? For me, these times have included turning 21, graduation from college, my wedding day, and tomorrow - January 20, 2009. Now I am happy to state that I'm happily looking forward to tomorrow's inauguration primarily because of my excitement and anticipation about the future (despite the status of my 401k) as opposed to bitterness and anger about the past. That being said, I think a lot of people out there will be celebrating the departure of the Bush administration as much as the beginning of the Obama era. I base this claim on the widespread prevalence of the "1.20.09"-themed political merchandise that I'm sure all of you have seen in the form of bumper stickers, t-shirts, hats, mugs, or even hot-sauce. Maybe it's that I spent the previous 8 years living in two areas practically bursting at the seams with proselytizing liberals (Vermont and San Francisco), but I feel like I've been staring at the date "1.20.09" (often accompanied by "BLD" or "Bush's Last Day") so long it's going to be kind of strange to actually write it out, not to mention have it pass by. Interestingly enough, the guy behind all the 1.20.09 swag is from Manchester, VT (wonder if Gordie or Amanda knows him?), and according to the NYTimes sold more than $1 million worth of the stuff in 2007 alone (who knows how much more in 2008), and there's even a song/video about it (the date, not the swag), which I chose not to embed due to its bland predictability.

Also, there is this newsy bit from a Burlington TV station that aired this December about the business, complete with shots of Obama speaking at Dartmouth and hippies making 1.20.09 mugs (click on the image to get to the real video, I couldn't get it to embed without automatically starting, which is annoying). And if you are interested in buying any discounted merchandise, check back in a few days. The "Hilllary - 11.04.08 ... make history" t-shirts have been marked down from $24 to $4, so there might be some deals on all this junk come 1.21.09.

Politically-themed entrepreneurs aside, I hope you all out there find something to look forward too, be inspired by, or be thankful for on 1.20.09.

Most Unusual Pet Names of 2008

It's been a while since we dusted off the old blog, so here is a very important post bringing you the most unusual (according to MSNBC.com) dog and cat names of 2008. Vote for your favorites (or add your own submissions) in the comments.

Dogs:
1. Rush Limbark
2. Sirius Lee Handsome
3. Rafikikadiki
4. Low Jack
5. Meatwad
6. Peanut Wigglebutt
7. Scuddles Unterfuss
8. Sophie Touch & Pee
9. Admiral Toot
10. Spatula

Cats:
1. Edward Scissorpaws
2. Sir Lix-a-lot
3. Optimus Prrrime
4. Buddah Pest
5. Snoop Kitty Kitty
6. Miss Fuzzbutt
7. 80 Bucks
8. Sparklemonkey
9. Rosie Posie Prozac
10. Toot Uncommon

I kind of like #6 for the dogs since it is remarkably close to things we call Banjo, but there are several strong entries for the cats, in particular #2 and #5 for the rapper theme, and #10 for the historo-scatological take.

Oh Christmas Tree!

Despite the fact that we always travel for the holidays, we still get ourselves a Tom and Kate Christmas tree to enjoy in the weeks before we leave. When we go to pick out the tree, we have only one criteria - how pine-smelly it is. Tom and I always spend a good 20 minutes with our noses buried in all of the reasonably-priced trees until we can agree on which one is best. Because "appearance" doesn't factor into our decision at all, we've ended up with some goofy looking trees in years past. But this year the stars aligned and we got a big, beautiful, smelly tree that had somehow found its way into the discount section. Oh happy day!

We got it home and filled it with lights. Being relatively newly-weds, we still don't have a ton of ornaments, but we love the ones we do have. My aunt Susan gave us a traditional "brides" ornament box for our wedding, which contains a variety of blown glass ornaments designed to represent the different aspects of marriage. These include a heart for love in the home, a house for family shelter, a flower basket for beauty in the home, a fruit basket for plenty, a teapot for hospitality, a bird for confidence, a pinecone for eternity, an animal for peace with nature, a fish for Christ and fertility, a rose for the Virgin Mary, an angel for God, and St. Nicholas for giving. There is also one "groom's" ornament - a blown glass pickle. My aunt claims not to know where the groom's tradition came from, but we have our suspicions...

We also have some ornaments that Tom's mom and I made out of remnants from Tom's grandfather Nichols' mobile-making hobby. Tom's grandfather made wonderful mobiles with glass, rhinestones, and mirrors - they are big, delicate, elegant pieces of art. We love hanging those on the tree and always think about Grandpa when we do.

Tom's Grandpa Hill has also contributed to our beautiful Christmas decorations by giving us a hand-made wooden Noah's Ark. Inside the lift-off lid is a whole boatload of jigsaw critters - camels, alligators, hippos, walruses, snakes, elephants, wildebeest, gorillas, buffalo, giraffes, rhinos, llamas, donkeys, kangaroos, moose, lions, and tigers, and bears, oh my!

One thing that we are still missing is a tree-topper, so for the last two years we have made our own with stuff we find around the house. This year we made it into a contest with some friends one night after dinner. There were some creative entries, including some geometric snowflakes (Tom), the baby Jesus in a crib (Kate), a tin foil Angel (Miriam), a large silver question mark (Mikey), and a Nichols-family-topper including tin foil renditions of Kate, Tom, Banjo, and Tom's bike (Cara). They were all so good that we've been rotating which one is on top.

We've only been married a short time, but it definitely feels like our own Tom and Kate brand of holiday traditions is starting to emerge - a little bit old, a little bit new, and a lot borrowed from our families. We hope your holiday is feeling as festive as ours is so far!

Up for Air

Hi hi hi!

Friday was my last day subbing as a Physics teacher, so I've finally got time to get back to the blog and my "normal" life. It is unbelievable how fast the five weeks went, and also how busy and exhausted I was all the time!

I called my mom for her birthday last night and was apologizing for not getting a birthday card in the mail in time. Mom, a long-time teacher, just laughed and said she understood completely. She reminisced about how exhausted she always was when the Winter and Spring breaks finally rolled around each year, and how "necessary" every inservice and holiday day is to the sanity of a teacher. I can tell I'm going to be calling my mom a lot in my first few years of teaching...

Anyways, I had a great time teaching, with no horror stories or sour notes at all. The kids transitioned to having me as a teacher very easily - they were fun, and engaged, and interested and worked really hard. In fact, when my supervisor from SJSU stopped by to "observe me", his only comment was that he thought that maybe this gig wasn't challenging enough for me as a student teacher since the kids were treating me so well. I think that's a testament to the classroom management of the teacher I was taking over for and also to the overall culture at this school.

In case you're interested in the Physics side of things, the unit I taught was on Energy and Momentum. I really enjoyed pulling together a lot of demos and activities for this unit - I don't have photos of me doing them, but I am linking to some websites below that show the same activities / demos.

Energy:

Bowling Ball Pendulum
Sand Shakers
Entropy - this one is definitely my favorite, and worth watching!!
Friction of Shoes

Momentum:

Impulse and Egg Breaking
Strongman Apparatus

Power:

Human-Powered Lab

Machines:

Rube-Goldberg Machines
Honda Cog

And just for fun to fill in spare minutes at the end of class:

Matchstick Puzzles
Center of Mass


So I'm taking a couple of weeks off, and next semester I'll continue with my Phase II student teaching, so I'll have two classes of my own for the whole semester. Looking forward to it - there's lots of fun things to be done with Electricity and Magnetism!

Dec. 5 - Happy Repeal Day

Happy Repeal Day everyone! Be sure to celebrate that we no longer have a 21st ammendment today.

Currently on tap (in bottles, technically) at our house:

Recipe: Waggin' Tail Pale Ale
Malt Extracts:
6 lbs ultralight LME
Grains:
1 lb American Pale Malt
1 lb Crystal 40
.5 lb Crystal 20
.5 lb American Vienna
.5 lb American CaraPils
Hops:
.5 oz Centennial (60 min)
.5 oz Cascade (60 min)
.5 oz Cascade (40 min)
.5 + .25 oz Cascade/Amarillo (15 min)
.5 + .25 oz Cascade/Amarillo (3 min)
Yeast:
California Ale – WLP001, pitched into fermenter at 78 deg or so.
Brewing date: 10/25/08
Bottling date: 11/14/08
OG: 1.047
Fermentation temperature: 70-65
Fermentation time: 3 weeks
FG: 1.011
% alc: 4.7%

Public Safety Announcement 2

Every so often I do something that, in retrospect, is really idiotic. I post about these moments to a) prevent you from making the same mistakes and b) give you a chuckle.

Mistake #1) Last night I was prepping one of my physics demos when I found myself needing three pieces of duct tape and only having two hands. So I stuck one on my lip. Seemed like a good idea - lips are moist and flexible, so duct tape shouldn't stick there, right? WRONG!!!!!

Mistake #2) If you find yourself with a piece of duct tape fused to your lower lip, I would advise removing it slowly. Or finding some sort of solvent to dissolve it. Beer? Under no circumstances should you decide to "get it all over with at once" and yank it off.

I hope this post saves someone a half hour of sucking on ice cubes.

Happy Thanksgiving!

YTVotD

Not that anyone watches music videos anymore (or that MTV even shows them), but have you ever wished that the words to the song would describe what's going on in the video? This series of "Literal Videos" does just that, with pretty humorous results. They kind of even remind me of that Yatta video parody.

There are three song videos done in this "literal" style: Tears for Fears' "Head Over Heels," A-ha's "Take On Me," and my favorite, Red Hot Chili Peppers' "Under the Bridge."

Million Dollar (Indian) Arms

Many of you all may have already read about this (I'm sure Sky and Frank were on top of this ages ago) but it's a pretty cool story so I'll pass it along to our vast readership.

"The Million Dollar Arm" is an Indian reality TV show where 30,000 contestants competed to throw strikes at 85+ mph. The prizes were a $100K prize with a trip to the US to train and try out in front of MLB scouts for a shot at a major league contract. The show/contest was sponsored by a SoCal sports management company to try and find untapped baseball talent in a hugely populous country. The two guys that ended up winning, Rinku Singh and Dinesh Patel, both threw javelin in India and had never picked up a baseball prior to this contest.

Anyways, these guys were both just signed by the Pittsburgh Pirates to minor league deals! Whether it's more smart baseball management move or marketing ploy/ merchanidising opportunity I can't say, but good for them! And... they have a pretty hilarous blog that they've been maintaining during their trip to the US. Their humility, excitement, and unique cultural perspective makes for some real funny entries. Here are some of my favorite lines from their blog:

"Tonight we were celebrating the Halloween Holiday here in America. we are not sure what the holiday comes from, but kids dress up in all kinds of crazy outfits and then go to houses asking for sweets. if people in the house no give the sweets then the kids put toilet paper in their trees."

"The American Football players are so big and have such huge muscles you would not even believe it. Each time they hit each other we are told it is like being in a car accident. These men hit each other many times per match. praise Allah that we have won a baseball contest and a not a football one. i don’t think we could even take a hitting once."

"We went with JB sir to breakfast at a great American breakfast eatery called Dennys. Rinku ordered a breakfast aclled the Lumberjack. We now know that a Lumberjack is a person who works as a tree cutter in the forrest so they must eat a lot of food. this breakfast was quite huge. It had eggs, bacon, sausage, ham, potatos, breads, and pancakes. I had French Toast and both meals were very fulfilling."

"Monday our greatest dream is coming to us. We both get contract to play pitcher for the Pittsburgh Pirates. We are so happy and excited it is unreal. We are thanking the Pirates and will work very hard to make them proud of our results. We right away went to the internet to locate Pittsburgh on map. It is in north east part of USA and looks like very good city."

There's a lot more, so go read it for yourselves. Congrats Rinku and Dinesh, hope to see you on the field for the Pirates some day!

Birthday Scavenger Hunt

Last weekend, as part of a party abstractly billed as a birthday party for both myself and our friend Mikey (yes, both of us celebrate on Nov. 13th!), Kate organized a photo-scavenger hunt. It was quite a fun, free, creative activity. We had three teams of 3-4 people each, a list of 15 things to photograph, and a couple hours in which to do it. However, this wasn't exactly your standard scavenger hunt. If you've ever played the game "Apples to Apples" it was somewhat like that - each "item" on the list was a phrase or vague description of a scene highly open to interpretation. At the end of the hunt the three teams showed their photo-answers and we voted on the best submission for each item. Enough of the explanation - here are the 15 list items we had to photograph, along with the winning photo for each one:

1) Best use of a beer:


2) "I can't believe we all fit in here!"


3) Someone in handcuffs


4) Group member getting wet (that's Kate)


5) Best use of a political sign (video entry!)


6) Most creative pyramid


7) Friendliest stranger


8) Most artistic garbage


9) An unusual perspective


10) Entire group mid-air


11) Best graffiti


12) Can you find us?


13) A reflection


14) Spell something


15) Best re-creation of a famous work of art


As you can tell, there is a lot of room for unorthodox interpretation of some of these. For example, one group used the same photo for #13 and #15. If you'd like to see all the entries you can check out the photos here - the files are in order and the filenames indicate list number and group (a, b, or c). Feel free to submit your ballot in the comments. Good job everyone - Mikey, Dustin, Marc, Bailey, Kate, Rich, Kathy, Cara, and Alex! It's a great idea for a fun party event if you are looking for one for a group of people!