The Sarah Jessica Parker of the Dog World

Tom and I eventually gave up on crating Banjo during the day - he just looked so sad every time we left him in there. So we've decided to try leaving him in the main house - we generally close the door to the bedroom and have just been hoping he won't do any significant damage. At any rate, I came home from work today to the following scene:
You can't see them all, but he had dug out a single shoe from 8 different pairs of shoes in the hall closet and scattered them all throughout the living room. Plus, there was one lone slipper sitting suspiciously in the middle of his dog bed. Fortunately, he isn't really much of a chewer and doesn't seem to have done any damage to any of them. As far as I can tell he just likes to collect them...